10 signs I've been in Oz for too long...

1. I have stopped wearing shoes
2. I haven't seen lipstick in weeks
3. Spiders hanging in toilet corners are normal and don't freak me out. Even used to having showers with spiders and lizards
4. I say "sweet" and "oh really" far too much
5. Have cooked a bbq for 4 people with no resulting food poisoning
6. I now understand that a long drive does not mean Glasgow - Edinburgh
7. I know the difference between thongs and g-strings and where each should be worn
8. Its normal for kangaroos to jump out in front of buses I'm travelling on
9. My name has changed from Marlene to Marleeeen so people can understand it!
10. I have been beating the English at sport far too much. Ok, so its only pool, not cricket or rugby but hey!!