Bula everybody - Fiji rocks!

After spending 10 days in the beautiful Fijian islands, Robinson Crusoe, Malolo and Bounty (Celebrity Love island), we realised how much we had learned in our short time there. Here is a summary of our lessons learned!

1. To say hello (Bula) and thank you (Vinaka) in Fijian

2. Fiji officially rocks!
3a. Initiation ceremonies to be accepted to a group is the future

3b. Kava you get forced to drink at initiation ceremonies tastes like TCP!

4. Funky jewelry can actually be made from coconuts

5a. Bula bula dancing looks hot
5b. See www.ticketmaster.com.au/cazandmazmakeanarseofthemselves for tickets to see us perform it!

6a. Scuba diving is safe and for winners

6b. Carrying scuba gear is not for winners

7. Getting in and out of hammocks without flashing your pants is impossible.

8. Mosquitos really are arseholes

9. New Yorkers can have fun with rubber rings, speed boats, and hot chicks!

10. You can get a $250pppn buro for $90 pppn

11a. Fire dancing really is dangerous.

11b. Principle above also applies to Machette throwing.

12. Men can wear flowers in their hair and look good! (Fijian men only!)

13. Victory dances should be encouraged.

14. East 17 are alive and kicking and haven't lost any of their east end charm.

15. Bucket showers with cold water is character building!

And finally.......

16. Please don't touch my papya!

Cazza hits town!

Well Miss Kane has finally hit Melbourne! How exciting. Maz and Caz worldwide tour continues! Been hitting town quite a bit to show all the highlights! First stop was Bogan Bingo, where Caz met her first real live bogans (ie neds/chavs). Although the Bingo callers are dressed as Bogans, the funny thing is, when they put their normal clothes back on, they actually are bogans! It was quite a funny night - check it out - www.boganbingo.com Lots of air guitar competitions and stupid bingo responses, like "What do you do when your 82" - " Fuck all", and "what can you see when your 83" - "Fuck all". I'm sure you get the point - outrageously bad banter!!!

Then we head off down the Mornington Peninsula to catch up with the Milligans! It was a really fun weekend - lots going on, business ideas, drunken games of subuteo with Cowboy shots as forefits, nights out in Mornington and Frankston and beach action down at Sorrento.....

The highlight of the weekend was finally getting a shot on Derek's fancy motorbike. How much fun - I can't believe I've been here for so long without having a go on it! Once again there is serious trust issues with the speed that Derek drives at! Love the leather jacket look! Haha!

Next stop - FIJI!!! Bring it on YAAASSSSSS HERE WE GO!!!!