Bula everybody - Fiji rocks!

After spending 10 days in the beautiful Fijian islands, Robinson Crusoe, Malolo and Bounty (Celebrity Love island), we realised how much we had learned in our short time there. Here is a summary of our lessons learned!

1. To say hello (Bula) and thank you (Vinaka) in Fijian

2. Fiji officially rocks!
3a. Initiation ceremonies to be accepted to a group is the future

3b. Kava you get forced to drink at initiation ceremonies tastes like TCP!

4. Funky jewelry can actually be made from coconuts

5a. Bula bula dancing looks hot
5b. See www.ticketmaster.com.au/cazandmazmakeanarseofthemselves for tickets to see us perform it!

6a. Scuba diving is safe and for winners

6b. Carrying scuba gear is not for winners

7. Getting in and out of hammocks without flashing your pants is impossible.

8. Mosquitos really are arseholes

9. New Yorkers can have fun with rubber rings, speed boats, and hot chicks!

10. You can get a $250pppn buro for $90 pppn

11a. Fire dancing really is dangerous.

11b. Principle above also applies to Machette throwing.

12. Men can wear flowers in their hair and look good! (Fijian men only!)

13. Victory dances should be encouraged.

14. East 17 are alive and kicking and haven't lost any of their east end charm.

15. Bucket showers with cold water is character building!

And finally.......

16. Please don't touch my papya!